I Am A Drum Machine

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Here's a song I made the other night - I thought some of you might find it funny.

http://rene.f0o.com/~rene/stuff/I-am-a-drum-machine.mp3

If you just want to play it in your browser, there is a flash based player here with it:http://www.pretendpaper.com



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Marius Gedminas said…
Funny! :)
12:03 PM
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